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Sunday, February 4, 2007

Funniest matrimonial advertisements!

(Different kinds of matrimonial ads put in by different kinds of people)

I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever. 

Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!

I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to the point)

Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition!

Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading!


Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from base, erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map reading skills are a bonus.

I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!


Partner wanted for company.

(The above may be funny, but it also shows us the evergreen truth of the fact that "What you want is but a measure of What you are"! Think. Whoa! What was that? That was the philosopher in me! :-)


Frank said...

alright lets exchange links, I am setting yours up right now.

Check out the donation portion and the ways to earn money section, you could find something of interest.

Lexa Roséan said...

hey this is fun! and funny:)
yes, let's exchange links. I am adding you on.
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