A man left for work one Friday morning but, being a pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied with a "That would be fine with me."
I don't know what happened next but Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and then Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye..!
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied with a "That would be fine with me."
I don't know what happened next but Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and then Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye..!
2 comments:
lol.
Nothing like a good bit of husband beating to make you smile!
very true, freelance cynic. husband-wife jokes are always the best!
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