Marital woes!

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,    then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

• Man: Is there any way for long life?
  Dr: Get married.
  Man: Will it help?
  Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
  Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
   It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns    them into Wives!

• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

• Why does a man marry a woman?
   So that he doesnt feel out of place if he goes to hell after death!

• Different Phases of a man:
     After engagement: Superman
     After Marriage: Gentleman
     After 10 years: Watchman
     After 20 years: Doberman

• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect   wife in the world and every neighbour has it

• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
  Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.