Pablo Francisco's awesome impressions!

Pablo Francisco is a stand-up comedian with unbelievable talent. You must watch this absolutely hilarious and very impressive video clip!

 

Ha Ha..the cat's reaction..simply priceless!

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Marital woes!

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,    then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

• Man: Is there any way for long life?
  Dr: Get married.
  Man: Will it help?
  Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
  Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
   It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns    them into Wives!

• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

• Why does a man marry a woman?
   So that he doesnt feel out of place if he goes to hell after death!

• Different Phases of a man:
     After engagement: Superman
     After Marriage: Gentleman
     After 10 years: Watchman
     After 20 years: Doberman

• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect   wife in the world and every neighbour has it

• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
  Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Bush, Quayle, a deer and a joke!

George W. Bush and Dan Quayle where returning from hunting. The two were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached, pulling his deer along too.

He stopped and looked at the deer being pulled by President Bush and ex-VP Quayle. He shook his head and said, "Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, the two decided to follow his advice.

A little while later, George W. said to Dan Quayle, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah," Quayle replied, "but we're getting farther away from the truck..."

Tiger Wood's new yacht!

How to make your neighbour angry! :-)

 

What do you make of these pictures?

Ever heard of an underwater Roadway? Here you are!!

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Innovative photography or innovative photo-edition?

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What the hell is this dude doing?!! Thinks he is a major DJ huh? Ended up burning his hands on the gas burner!


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Oh and by the way you can save your admiration for the underwater roadway. It is no engineering marvel. Just some shrewd photo edition! Gotcha there!

Very few jokes can beat this one!

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck. "Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"
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And among those few that can beat it has to be this one:

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he asked.

"To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with
a tissue.

"What's the matter mommy?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Shit! Look at this suicide video!

Come on. You can watch it. Its not gory or anything. Watch it and you will know what I mean!!

What is the height of laziness?

Adopting a child!

Some more funny ads!

Sugar free!

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Western Union money transfer. Interesting word play.

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The best : Save trees, 'cause trees save!

These are funny!

• The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

• A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
• "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' "
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!

Illusions that can drive you crazy

I have never really understood how illusions work. I mean how can you see something so differently from what it actually is? Doesnt the eye just see things plain and clear? Why should the image be distorted?

Now these two images have me baffled.

The first one has plain squares one after the other. Yet they look distorted. Dont ask how.

The second one is a stationary image. Yet each groups of squares seem like they are rotating. For God's sake how can a stationary object seem like its on the move. How? How? How? How?!!!!!

 

Excellent ad! Damn innovative.

Came across this very very unconventional ad for a coffee brand. The coffee cup is painted on a manhole cover. The steam coming out is from two holes on the manhole cover giving the impression of steaming hot coffee. And the text around the er.. coffee cup reads - The city that never sleeps WAKE UP! I dont know if I would like to drink coffee from that mug though!